WWW Wednesday: June 9, 2021

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WHAT DID YOU RECENTLY FINISH READING?

I just finished an ARC of Small Town Pretender (Havenbrook, #5) by Brighton Walsh.

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

I pulled Maverick (North Ridge, #2) by Karina Halle out of the depths of my Kindle to read.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’LL READ NEXT?

 I’m going to read The Cornerstone (The Walshes, #4) by Kate Canterbary because I have that one sitting on my Kindle as well. This will be my first ever book by this author.

WWW Wednesday: June 2, 2021

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WHAT DID YOU RECENTLY FINISH READING?

The last book I read was Insatiable (Cloverleigh Farms, #3) Melanie Harlow. It’s the first book I’ve read in this series, but I think I want to go back and read the others now.

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

I’m reading an ARC of The Perfect Catch by Meghan Quinn.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’LL READ NEXT?

I just got Fallen Jester (Tin Gypsy, #5) by Devney Perry from the library, so I’ll probably read it next.

WWW Wednesday: May 26, 2021

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WHAT DID YOU RECENTLY FINISH READING?

The last week I’ve been mood reading books I already have on my Kindle. It’s been fun to knock some of those books off my list. What better to do that than a Tijan binge? I started this binge with Jaded (Jaded, #1) and followed with Still Jaded (Jaded, #2).

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

I’m finishing off this Tijan binge with Jaden (Jaded, #3).

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’LL READ NEXT?

I’m going to want something lighter next, so I think I might read Being Brooke by Emma Hart. This is another book that’s been sitting on my Kindle forever.

Top Ten Tuesday: Ten Fun(ny) Quotes

Welcome to Top Ten Tuesday!

Top Ten Tuesday is an original weekly feature created by The Broke and the Bookish and is now hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl. This week’s topic is a Quote FREEBIE, so I’m going with:

Ten Fun(ny) Quotes

I’ve done several quote posts over the years. Most of the time they’re sentimental quotes that mean something to me. This times I’m just sharing ones that made me smile or laugh. I apologize in advance because there are some swear words included in these quotes.

1. “I’m going to kill her.”
“Any particular reason you’re plotting her murder?”
“She’s eating everyone’s food, including mine! She ate my cheesecake and my goddamn yogurt!” I gestured wildly, flinging my hands into the air. “Do you know why she’s doing this? She thought people were being totes adorbs and naming the food.”
“Leslie didn’t realize the names on food meant it belonged to someone?”
“Today, she enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary. And a yogurt and piece of motherfucking cheesecake named Georgia. She thought it was like, the cutest thing ever how her coworkers were naming food. She’s too dumb to live. Literally.”
-Max Monroe, Tapping the Billionaire

2.“F*ck you. F*ck running. F*ck the beautiful sun. F*ck those chirping birds. F*ck that lady pushing her kid in the stroller. It should be me in that f*cking stroller.”
-Max Monroe, Banking the Billionaire

3.“I don’t know about you, but I have a feeling the sun is the biggest scorned woman of all. She’s hot and temperamental, and f*ck all if you try to look at her directly without permission.”
-Max Monroe, The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks

4.“I can’t help it. I’m on emotional overload. All hyped up like Jessie Spano that time she took caffeine pills. Nervous. Excited. Freaking out. I am all the things.”
-Max Monroe, My Brother’s Billionaire Best Friend

5.“He looked up at Linus. “I’m glad you’re here.” Linus was touched. “Thank you, Lucy—” “If the cannibals start chasing after us, they’ll see you first. We’re little, and you’ve got all that meat on your bones, so it’ll give us time to get away. Your forthcoming sacrifice is appreciated.”
-T.J Klune, The House in the Cerulean Sea

6.“Do you need a goddamn puppeteer to help you figure out what to do with yourself? Someone to tell you what to say and do?”
“You’re being dramatic. I’m not that bad.”
“Yeah you are. You need a…” I search for the word, Snap my fingers in the silence. “Hairy godmother.”
“A what?”
I’m a fucking genius is what I am. “Hairy godmother. Like a fairy godmother, but a guy.”
Honest to God, I just made that shit up, right now, on the spot.
Clever asshole that I am.”
-Sara Ney, Jock Rule

7.“Also, my brother refused to delay his honeymoon so I could go to the Maldives with them, a place I’ve never been, and is it too much to ask that they f*cking postpone it until February?”
-Sarah Ney, Hard Love

8. “You know why there’s so many bubbles in champagne?”
“Why is that?” I ask, sorta genuinely curious.
“To lift you up.”
-Sarina Bowen & Tanya Eby, Man Cuffed

9.“She reaches in her cart and extends a bag of Twizzlers toward me. “Here, you need it more than I do.”
“I’m good. Wouldn’t want you to miss the only fruit in your cart.”
-Kate Stewart, The Guy on the Right

10. Lauren tilted her head to the side. “You know, if we were monkeys, she’d be the kind of person I’d fling my poop at.”
-Emma Hart, The Accidental Girlfriend

WWW Wednesday: May 19, 2020

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WHAT DID YOU RECENTLY FINISH READING?

The last book I read was an ARC of Playmaker (Moo u, #8) by Sierra Hill.

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

I am reading an ARC of Snowballed (Moo U, #9) by Melanie Ting.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’LL READ NEXT?

Seeing a pattern here? I am continuing on a Moo U ARC binge with Goalkeeper (Moo U, #10) by Andi Burns.

WWW Wednesday: May 12, 2021

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WHAT DID YOU RECENTLY FINISH READING?

The last book I read was Conviction (The Consolation Duet, #2; The Salvation Series, #4) by Corinne Michaels.

WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING?

I was going to try to hold off reading an ARC of this September release until later this summer, but I’m in the mood for this author now. I am starting to read When Sparks Fly by Helena Hunting today.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’LL READ NEXT?

This is a big ? for me. I have been trying to read books that have been sitting on my Kindle awhile lately. The binge of Corinne Michaels books I just finished has me in a weird mood that I’m hoping the Hunting book fixes.